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...This Just In!
As many of you know, there is currently a little game of Civ going on amongst some friends: Code Weaver, Archeious, Deliveror, and Powercow. As most games this type go… there has been some smack talking here and there, nothing serious. But as the game drove on, Catherine of Russia (Played by Code Weaver) began to fued with Wang Kon of Korea (Played by Powercow), especially after Catherine founded the Jewish religion. For example:
Catherine: Your godless civilization will burn in hell. Jesus was Jewish ya know.
Wang Kon: Yes, but sooner or later we'll find him nailed to something in Moscow.
Ouch.
A war was inevitable. Wang Kon distributed this terrible peice of tripe once his score was slightly higher than Catherine's:
Clearly a war-mongering people, Wang Kon took one of Catherine's southern-most cities, and again delivered propaganda to the people:
The scores look bad for the people of Russia, Wang Kon and his fellow oppressors are charging in from all sides. Keep up to date with the latest action on CivStats.
Comments: Yay! Death to all tyrants!
Deliveror states: How in the hell did you get the AI to agree to go to war against CodeWeaver with you?!?!? They are so 'Annoyed' with me that they would just as soon flip me the bird as to give me the time of day. BTW Wang (tee hee), I will not go to war with you against Shane. There are far too many variables involved in this war including trade agreements, open borders, and my own personal well-being and I cannot afford to get into war right now…………………………………………………..unless…………..of course…………. The Price Is Right.
Powercow says: Oh, we here in Korea have an in with Bob Barker (he's captive in a bunker), you go to war with our coarition, and I guarantee that you AND your Grandma can have your day on The Price is Right! I'll be honest, I converted Brennus to my religion, and from there it was easy with him. Mao is just a jackal who saw that Codeweaver's resources were strained and jumped him from behind.
CodeWeaver blurts: Aboot noo I'm thanking aboot thrawing oot tha munoruh. Confucius sownds like a happy dood.
Powercow says: Well, no wonder you're losing. You can't even spell, and you sound like a Canadian.
CodeWeaver: That must be one party, because I could swear I could smell burning Russian children on the wind.
