Why do ghosts like computer people?
They understand booolean
Why do ghosts like women?
They like their booobs
Where do ghost hicks live?
In the booonies
What is a ghost's favorite article of clothing?
booots
What craft activity is a ghost's favorite?
booondoggle
What do you call it when a ghost calls his girlfriend over?
a boooty call
What do you call a Russian ghost ballet dancer?
Booorishnikav
What kind of soup do ghosts like?
booorscht
What is a ghost's favorite dance?
Booogie
Who do ghosts worship?
The Booodha
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Booolivia
What is a ghosts favorite bizarre japanese arcade game?
Booonga Booonga


Who ever put this in sould be shot. Just that is just one pirate ninja's opinion.

Sometimes… when you cry… no one sees your tears…
Sometimes… when you are worried… no one sees your pain…
sometimes… when you are happy… no one sees our smile…
But fart just one time…