Why wait for a wedding he should get this for his birthday.

Give alms, all ye who wish to bowl a 300.

I hereby issue forwith a challenge of the bowling nature to any and all who dare think they can beat me at bowling. Sincerly Jeff
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Yeah, well, as Guardian Fairy of Bowling Lanes, I'd like to take up that challenge, but during the game pictured I bowled a 30 something…so you win. Ha ha!
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Ahh, some one typed an extra 0 in the score ;) P.S. I am full of smack talk, I couldn't back it up. The challenge stands, I am always up for a game of bowling.

Hair free legs…. or not!!!

Tasty!

All I can say is: “Damn! I'm right sexy!”

– hmmm sexy ya right, pirty

Yearrg! Me patched eye and missing tooth are mighty tasty. But not 'alf as tasty as the grey poof coming from me hind quarters. Aye!

Now THIS is right sexy!

Sexy or Scary? That is a great Halloween costume….

The scary part is the fact that the dress he is wearing is like a size 4 or something…

The scary part? That I've got a day's worth of beard in that picture.