I was thinking, Aren't Pregnancy tests EXTREMELY expensive!? And isn't insane to buy like…. 50 of them at a time?! I mean really, who does that?! We could! Split the cost (shipping and what not) and we'd all have lots of test (which can last up to two years) at a fraction of the price! I mean, I know I'm trying to get knocked up– and I don't think I'm the only one! ;) hehe hehe! let me know what you all think, I'm running around the internet to find the best prices! :) –Lissa

Good idea… And does anybody else think it's a little odd that Lissa emphasized the word PEOPLE in the title? –Shane

LOSP (League of Single People) find this highly offensive. Because it only serves the purpose of pointing out we are not getting any.

*ahem* Get over it Heather. :D Just because someone is trying to have a baby– doesn't mean they have a healthy sex life. :P

I am so UNBELIEVABLY offended! I haven't even posted yet and everyone thinks the above comment was MINE!–I'm blaming that one on either Jeff or Dave or both…just because I thought “Oh, that's a good idea, I wish I was married and trying to have a baby too,” doesn't mean I actually wrote it. Jeez! Is it that obvious that I'm that desperate? Stupid people that get to have sex. I hate you–I hate you all! Love, Heather

Yeah, Heather how dare you write that. – Jeff (Founding member of LOSP) Don't forget Singles Awareness Day is only 3 months and 15 days away.

Maybe Heather could be the treasurer/secretary of LOSP? She's pretty bitter ;)

I'm going to use bold text because I'm an asshole. But I did not write the above statement. –Dave

Screw being treasurer/secretary. I'm co-founder, y'all. Love, Heather

As the founding member of LOSP. I would like to open the floor to debate as to wether or not Heather should receive the title “Founding Member”… All in favor… :)

I'm going to have to vote a 'nay' on that one there, buddy: you're older! HA! Love, Heather….P.S.–Where are all the married people? Aren't they supposed to be commenting on this?

yeah, wondering where all the married people are, but then i remembered… they're too busy to have fun.

Riiiiiigght. Busy = sex, right. Busy having sex. Sex being the reason they're busy………….Is that why they're busy?

We were just ummm…. doing the laundry…. i mean wrestling….er um something like that.

One of the many euphemisms for sex. Is “getting busy”… so yes busy=sex and womem = root of all evil trust me there is math involved.

If I had known math was some type of sexy, i might have paid better attention.

If math is some type of sexy, does that make Calculus an orgy?

…and to think I've been wasting my time with English!–Heather

Yea, English is the laguage of the lonely. I think it's mainly because you can't come up with any good sexual inuendo's dealing with english. “ooh baby why don't you come correct this grammar…” just doesn't work. I guess you could say “I got you're Onomotopea right here!” But with math it's just so easy. In fact it's so easy to come up with them that.. i dont even need to come up with any! - Maximus

Hey Maximus…..two numbers: 6 and 9. You do the math. HA!!! -Dave *shudders to himself for taking it in THAT direction*

6 and 9, what 15. What is wrong with 15? unless you mean a binary which is zero. (110 & 1001 = 0)

Dave, you are such a closet slut! Who knew?–Heather