I like cake.

Sometimes at night, I like to poke my spouse in the ribs to see their reaction. Is that so wrong?

• No, but watch out… last time I did that I ended up on the floor.

• Funny, the same thing happened to me when I poked a Ferrari. But that was a big burly guy, instead of my spouse.

I was helping some people move once, and I opened the door on the car real hard, and put a good size dent into a BMW. Stupid car. What do you pay for besides the name?

You pay for the sensation of knowing your pissing everyone else off to the point of them putting a good size dent into your car.

I thought that was why you pay to fix it? Or pay the overly high price of replacing parts inside of it…. Useless car.

But I like paying $120 for an oil change……or better yet $980 for one wheel. Freakin' Germans.

Doesn't make you want to go to Europe and wreak some havok?

mmmm… Havok

I dunno, I think this Havok is tastier….

I like cars that are supposed to be nice cars, but are all junked up. like a 1980's mercedes benz. Cause the driver thinks he's cool, but really… really isn't

This is the most screwed up conversation ever. We are the biggest geeks on the planet.

You know what is a weird word…..geek. Let's analyze it, shall we? GEE in binary translates to 010001110100010101000101 and then EEK is the sound one would make when confronted by a mouse or a Backstreet Boy (whichever case applies). When you put them together…..well, you already know what comes of it.